The latest installment of the Resident Evil movie franchise has just dropped on our zombie loving heads and, like the good trooper I am, I sacrificed sleep to watch and return with a full report.
FACT #1: Milla is not naked in this movie. Not even once.
FACT #2: Milla does not kill any defenseless motorcycles in this movie.
FACT #3: Wesker is one of the worst on screen baddies I've ever seen.
FACT #4: Wentworth Miller...still scowling.
Want more? Head on over to Dread Central for my full review and the next time you see me in person, pat me on the back and assure me its all going to be OK.