Saturday, May 7, 2016

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Porn Has Come!

The baffling part being that no one ever attempted a slightly disturbing, childhood destroying porn parody of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before!

From the radical dudes that made Strokémon and Game of Bones, comes a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle porn parody that will make you come out of your shell and reveal the secret of the ooze. WoodRocket presents Leonhardo, Raphallus, Dongatello, and Michelangeblow, the Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles – The XXX Parody is one of the wildest and greenest adult cinema spoofs of all time and it is now available to watch for free exclusively at WoodRocket.com!


 
“We wanted to pay homage to one of our favorite cartoons, comics, video games, and 1990's action flicks, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. And like the NES video game, we made it hard. Imagine a TMNT parody loaded with fight sequences, sewer sex, martial arts dildos, and your favorite TMNT characters having sex. That's the movie we made! Also, there are giant mutant turtle penises.” says director, Lee Roy Myers.
 
Starring April O'Neil and Chad Alva, Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles – The XXX Parody goes down into the sewer, where Master Sphincter, a rat Furry, has trained four well-hung mutant ninja turtles in the art of sex. When they team up with beautiful reporter, April O'Neil, and sports-equipment-enthused Casey Bones, they take on Spreader, the horny head of the criminal ninja gang, the Footjob Clan. Things are about to get dangerous and sexy and covered in radioactive-goo!

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  1. THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Her comedic timing is really excellent!

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    2. Her comedic timing is really excellent!

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