Here are some helpful tips to avoid the post San Diego Comic-Con Plague that is surely arriving in your town as we speak.
1. Avoid all direct skin-to-skin contact with anyone wearing T Shirts depicting Batman, Spider-Man, The Big Bang Theory, Voltron, Inspector Gadget, Rainbow Bright, Thundercats, Chris Hardwick, Transformers, Supernatural, Star Wars, Ghostbusters, He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, My Little Pony, Shin Chan, The Walking Dead or Betty White for 2 to 3 weeks.
2. Use hand sanitizer every 6 minutes.
3. When coughing, do so into your elbow.
4. If you overhear the phrases "Red Wedding", "Age of Ultron", "Veronica Mars" or "Clark Gregg/Tom Hiddleston/Nathan Fillion/Bear McCreary is so hot" on public transportation, move as far away as possible and cover your mouth and eyes.
With your help we can get through this infection with limited casualties. Thank you for reading.
of course, we kid. don't sue us.