Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Iron Man XXX Drops May 14th

Not enough cleavage for you in Iron Man 3? Looking for a Mandarin that packs a little more punch? Ever thought what the Marvel Cinematic Universe was missing is threesomes?! Then our pal Axel Braun has some movies for you! Vivid has been populating their own wildly imaginative Porn Parody Super Hero Universe over the last couple of years and most websites agree, they've been taking the big boys to school with some of their costume adaptations! Now, alongside the release of Iron Man 3, Axel and friends will dish out their version of the Iron Avenger...

From adult entertainment powerhouse Vivid Entertainment comes “Iron Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody,” debuting May 14TH online at vivid.com and in stores nationwide on May 21st.

Multiple award-winning director Braun, who has a legendary reputation for attention to detail, has created an original action-packed explicit tale about billionaire philanthropist Tony Stark (Dale DaBone) and his superhero alter-ego Iron Man.


“Axel doesn’t just create the worlds of the superheroes for his movies, he lives in them,” said Vivid founder/co- chairman Steven Hirsch. “He’s been imagining them since he was a kid and, in a sense, with his wildly inventive adult parodies he’s made his dreams come true. One of the reasons why he’s the industry’s top director is that he truly loves what he does.”




In Iron Man XXX, Stark’s limo is attacked and he is critically wounded. He finds himself the prisoner of an Afghan terrorist group known as the Ten Rings and he is forced to build a deadly weapon. Instead he uses his keen intelligence to fabricate an indestructible armor and escape his captors.

However an electromagnet has been embedded in his chest by fellow captive Dr. Hoe Yinsen to keep shrapnel from killing him. The magnet unfortunately carries a side-effect – priapism, a medical condition in which a penis remains erect for long periods of time. Once free, he must fight the evil and powerful enemy Mandarin, save the world and…get laid (not necessarily in that order).



Dr. Hoe Yinsen. That might be the geek/porn name of the year.

Says Braun, “With each superhero parody movie, our fans become more sophisticated and expect more from us. We welcome the challenge and remain determined to deliver the highest quality spoofs that can be imagined for them”

The outstanding cast of characters includes Lexi Belle, Brooklyn Lee, Derrick Pierce, Shazia Sahari, Dana DeArmond, Jazy Berlin, Skin Diamond and the remarkable Lexington Steele, reprising his role as S.H.I.E.L.D. director Nick Fury.

Disclaimer: "Iron Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody" is not sponsored, endorsed by or affiliated with Marvel Characters, Inc. or any person or entity affiliated with it.

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