Thursday, June 7, 2012

The XXX-Men Commeth

It was inevitable. Amid news of Iron Man XXX, Daredevil XXX, Spider-Man XXX vs Superman XXX, She Hulk XXX, Captain America and so on and so forth, evil mastermind Axel Braun is polishing up X-Men XXX and Wolverine XXX! It would make sense that both were shot at the same time, but we have no comment on that being a fact. It does seem that Tommy Gunn is Wolverine in both films, because creating a cohesive Marvel universe is important to the director/ super fan...porn or not!

“Putting a sexy spin on characters such as Wolverine, Storm, Phoenix and Colossus will be a fun challenge,” Braun said. “These are are two huge projects, and we need actors who are really willing to give their best.” The film, which appears to have shot back in December, stars Tom Byron as Magneto, Tommy Gunn as Wolverine, Skin Diamond as Storm, Katie St. Ives as Kitty Pryde, Billy Glide as Colossus, Allie Haze as Rogue, Chanel Preston as Polaris, Jeanie Marie as Emma Frost, J Jay as Cyclops, Mike Moz as Professor X, and Andy San Dimas as Jean Grey. Other character names tossed around in the initial casting were Apocalypse, Mister Sinister, Lady Deathstrike, Deadpool and Magneto.

“I’m staying true to the comics,” said Braun, a self-professed comic book geek. “When the first X-Men movie came out, I kept waiting for Logan to put on the yellow-blue costume, and as a fan I was utterly disappointed that it never happened. My parody will definitely rectify that.”


























Additional pics from http://www.glamorgirl.net

This is not the trailer, but it is damn funny:



This is also not the trailer, nor is it even in English..but equally funny in its own unique way:

2 comments :

  1. Thank you for sharing this and making my life MORE complete

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    1. You are so, so welcome. Like so welcome my face hurts.

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