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Saturday, March 31, 2012

The Avengers XXX

Are your teens awaiting The Avengers or Avengers XXX more?? The answer may surprise you! Actually...it probably would not. While the world has been waiting for an Avengers movie for many a year, the idea that we might get to see more faithful comic adaptations bumping and grinding was only the stuff of that pervy isle at your local Anime convention. WHYYY DO YOU DRAW THESE THINGS??!! BATMAN AND SUPERMAN DO NOT MAKE OUT!!! Anyways...our good friend Axel Braun has taken his geekdom to new heights and made your fantasies real.

Vivid Entertainment will release "The AvengersXXX: A Porn Parody" online at www.vivid.com on Tuesday, May 1st and in stores nationwide a week later on May 8th. Release of the Vivid movie will coincide with the U.S. release of the movie it parodies, which is scheduled for May 4th.

The character-rich parody is directed by award-winning director Axel Braun, from an original script by Braun and Mark Logan.

In the "AvengersXXX" storyline, The Hulk has run rampant through Las Vegas, leaving a path of destruction in his wake. Nick Fury, the head of the S.H.I.E.L.D., a peacekeeping organization, asks several super heroes including Iron Man, Spider-Woman, Ms. Marvel, Hawkeye and the Scarlet Witch to help capture The Hulk. When the assembled heroes begin to bicker amongst themselves, Iron Man decides he can take on the Hulk alone.













"'The AvengersXXX Parody' parodies some of the major superheroes, like the ridiculously sexy Ms. Marvel and Scarlet Witch, which have always been part of the erotic fantasies of every adult entertainment fan. And my Nick Fury can totally kick Samuel L. Jackson's ass."

Parodied characters include She-Hulk played by Chyna, Black Widow by Brooklyn Lee, Ms. Marvel by Lexi Swallow, Sharon Carter by Phoenix Marie, Scarlet Witch by Danni Cole, Thor by Brendon Miller, Nick Fury by Lexington Steele, Hawkeye by Eric Masterson, Spider-Man by Xander Corvus, Iron Man by Dale Dabone, Spider-Woman by Jenna Presley and The Hulk by Jordan Lane.

The AvengersXXX was produced under the Vivid SuperXXXHeroes imprint, which parodies the world's most popular comic heroes. This is not to be confused with XXX Avengers...which is a whole different ball of wax. I am totally serious. Google it.





















Thanks to Vivid for half the images and TheAndyAppleton.com for the rest! Click that link..the guy made a scale Land Speeder for Star Wars XXX!

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