Friday, November 18, 2011

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Part 1 Reviewed

The sky is blue, the birds are singing but inexplicably...THERE IS NO SPARKLING!!! The latest episode of the Twilight Saga forgoes all that twinkling crap for wolf punching, extreme anorexia, psychic werewolf debate, the roast of Bella and Edward and heaps of intense, burning stares the likes of which would bring a mortal man to his knees. Drop in on Dread Central to read all about the lives..the loves...and a birthing scene stranger than that time puppets had a baby on Thunderbirds. happened...look it up! CLICK HERE for a review of the third greatest film birth of all time!!

Note: The second was in The Fly remake. Don't debate me on this.

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