Monday, November 15, 2010

You Might Like Me When I'm Horny : The Incredible Hulk XXX

SCOOOOOORE..and win and double rainbow and whatever you filthy animals are saying nowadays. Vivid's new geek label SuperXXXHeroes announces the very FIRST official Marvel Comics porn parody, based on the awesome classic TV show The Incredible Hulk.

The studio has already started production on the project, which will be a send-up of the iconic television series from the 1970s and 80s that was based on the Marvel comic book character of the same name. The movie will be directed by award-winning B. Skow, known for his best-selling Brand New Faces series.

Vivid said veteran adult actor Lee Stone, will play the Hulk character. Dale Dabone, who played the lead in Batman XXX: A Porn Parody, distributed by Vivid, will co-star in the Hulk parody as the lead character's alter ego, Dr. Bruce Banner.

The SuperXXXHeroes parodies from Vivid spoof some of the world's most popular comic heroes. Vivid Founder/Co-chairman Steven Hirsch notes, "These projects are moving forward rapidly. Axel Braun has already started pre-production on a parody of Superman. Along with The Incredible Hulk we plan to do parodies of The Green Hornet, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Captain America and Thor as part of the new imprint."

Question one: Why isn't he called "Dr. David BoneHer"?
Question two: Is the guy playing Hulk so ridiculously huge in the crochtile region that he strikes genuine fear into his co-stars?
Question three: Please tell me XXXAbomination is also in this movie and he has 3 shlongs like the King of Frogtown. (bonus points if you got that reference)
Question four: Is more of a statement. I hope you realize if you do Spider-Man XXX there needs to be an upside down sex scene. We will accept nothing less.

Damn, I need to be a writer on one of these.
Photo courtesy of www.vivid.com

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