The fall of the western civilization continues with a new season of Jersey Shore hitting TVs July 29th, and around the same time, you'll be able to watch the wacky, retarded hijinks with your new little 6 inch bobble buddies! Funko Toys Jersey Shore bobble heads attempted to capture the raw douchiness of your favorite characters, but as you can see, modern science could only take us so far. Luckily, these speak!!
DJ Pauly D says the phrases - "You gotta stay fresh-to-death; I call it…fresh outfit, fresh haircut, fresh tan, just stay fresh."
"Nooo way I'm goin' to Jersey without my hair gel; can't leave without my gel."
"The party's in Pauly D's pants tonight."
Snooki says the phrases - "Pickles is my thing."
"The Snooks…is out."
"I'm not trashy…unless I drink too much."
The Situation says the phrases -
"This is 'The Siutation' right here…my abs are so ripped up, it's…we call it 'The Situation."
"Everybody loves me…babies, dogs, you know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal."
"I check out the mirror and like...Woooh, today's gonna be a good day."
In a bout of added hilarity, kids across NJ have taken to slapping Jersey Strong stickers on their cars in a spectacular display of pride, celebrating the several reality shows starring New Jersey's finest. God bless America.