Ahh LEGOs. Is there nothing you can't make better? Those LEGO maniacs are at it again with a mini movie adaptation of Prince of Persia, which is natural because they've got all those LEGO sets for the movie from Castle walls to the ridiculous ostrich race! This latest LEGO epic is narrated by the prince himself, Jake Gyllenhaal. While he is leading the action, I regret to inform the ladies reading that LEGO Gyllenhaal was not so inspired that he whipped the shirt off his pear shaped, plastic body. You'll have to take those fantasies somewhere else.