Wednesday, April 21, 2010
New Hope For The Assless
For years, women have been able to cast a mystical spell to create cleavage where there was none, height on the spike of a stiletto heel and tape their faces tight with ancient Chinese sticky rubberbands....but what of the assless? The concave butted? Those who feel the wild wind rustle through the open space in their jeans where their should be butt cheeks? Modern science has the answer and its name...is Booty Pop. Oh, how I wish James Lipton were doing the voice over on this commercial.