Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Fun with Brian Michael Bendis

It is Wednesday, the day that people in the comic book industry generally go berserk and suggest story lines where all the male heroes are transformed into hermaphrodites for a 6 month run. Today, Brian Michael Bendis has cracked under the immense pressure of living under the mouse (aka Marvel Comics AKA Disney) and wreaked havok upon the legions of geeklings with the power of his mighty Twitter gun. Observe...

- RT @Marvel: I Am A New Avenger: Wolverine http://is.gd/9sMPM Don't miss NEW AVENGERS #1 in June, by @BRIANMBENDIS & Stuart Immonen!

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wolverine is also 3 of the secret avengers :)

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the force of the ultimattum wave broke down the interdimensional barrier between the ultimate universe and the 616 and... damn out of room:)

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reed richards discovers that we're all just an illusion created by the infinity gauntlet and that everything that has- damn, out of room

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the supreme intelligence has been running a MORE secret invasion underneath the skrulls secret invasion and everyone in- damn, out of room

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years ago, tony stark died in the vietamese jungle and this tony stark is actually a communist spy waiting for the activat-damn, out of room

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H.E.R.B.I.E. the robot takes a program command to literally and starts a countdown launch for all robots in the marvel- damn, out of room

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after intense hypnotherapy frank castle reveals to himself that he killed his own family and now has to force the avenge- damn, out of room

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the spider that bit peter parker... skrull. and i still have room :)

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wolverine discovers that all the heroes and villains of the marvel universe NEVER GOT OFF BATTLEWORLD! the beyonder has be-damn, out of room

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deadpool is actually pepper potts and the entire time tony was dissassembled she/ he was putting together the-damn, out of room

My suggestion...someone head over to Bendis' place and cradle him, rocking gently back and forth going shhhhhhh little cowboy until he calms down. Everyone needs a break. And ice cream.

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