As the show kicks off, check this slideshow for new images right from the show floor!
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Two longtime NYPD partners on the trail of a stolen, rare, mint-condition baseball card find themselves up against a merciless, memorabilia-obsessed gangster. Jimmy (Bruce Willis) is the veteran detective whose missing collectible is his only hope to pay for his daughter’s upcoming wedding, and Paul (Tracy Morgan) is his “partner-against-crime” whose preoccupation with his wife’s alleged infidelity makes it hard for him to keep his eye on the ball.
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Cast in professional-grade resin and painted by hand, Dr. Horrible is pictured in his moment of triumph, holding his Freeze Ray aloft in one hand and shaking his fist at the world. As with all QMx animated maquettes, Dr. Horrible comes with many screen-accurate details, such as his goggles, the medical symbol on his smock and, of course, the aforementioned deanimation gun. He stands over six inches tall – nine, if you include his weapon. Freeze Ray. Tell your friends.
Dr. Horrible comes in an edition of 1,000 statues and is the first in a series of limited-edition maquettes based on the characters of Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
Third in QMx's hit series of Serenity Little Damn Heroes limited-edition animated maquettes, "Thrilling Heroics" stars none other than the man they call Jayne (Cobb) himself. Standing 4.5 inches tall, the Jayne maquette is cast in resin, hand-painted and comes holding Jayne's very favorite gun, Vera. He's sculpted wearing the cunning hat knit by his ma and wearing his Blue Sun t-shirt. The one what got River so riled.
Offered in an edition of just 1,000 individually-numbered statues and priced at $49.95 each, you best get Jayne before he's gone. We hear he's got a crappy town named after him and that he's skilled at the public relations. Sounds like it's good to have Jayne on your side. Just remember: The living legend needs eggs!
Likeness? NAILED. Hot Toys roars into 2010 the undisputed masters of the 12 inch figure. This one is sure to sell FAST. Enjoy the teaser!
Sunday, December 27, 2009
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My Jaw was sufficiently dropped. I literally starred at the TV like a mongoloid until it was over...but there was more...
What can I say? Amazing. Incredible. The bits with the chick dancing around in a white room almost made me fall out of my chair. Soo ridiculous and yet, I'm sure, incredibly effective. I'd love to see the numbers on sales before these vids and after! It's a little slice of brilliance.
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Hasbro continues their 3.75" onslaught with more Secret Wars 2 packs. The newest waves include:
Thor and The Enchantress
Hawkeye and Piledriver
Mr. Fantastic and Ultron
Absorbing Man and Doctor Doom
Storm and Nightcrawler
Thing and Bulldozer
Back to Diamond we go with their new Marvel Select Cyclops with an X-Factor uniform variant and a Danger Room base! The sides of the base are slotted to allow for possible future basses to connect to it. Diamond alluded to the fact that Colossus might be next up in this series in their Art Asylum blog. Look for him the second quarter of 2010.
The 4 inch figure line (not 3 and 3 quarters like GI Joe/Star Wars/Marvel Universe?) feature 12 points of articulation, include character specific weapons and accessories and a weighty price tag of $8.99. The series 1 lineup includes:
Lead Hassansin (Zolm)
Double Bladed Halberd Hassansin (Ghazab)
Human Porcupine Hassansin (Setam)
Includes horse and articulated rider character. Horses scaled to fit any 4” figures from the Prince of Persia Sands of Time movie action figure line. Each set goes for $15.99. The line begins with:
Zolm with Akvan
Dastan with Aksh
The 6 inch figure line (for those who want to pit Wolverine against Jake) feature multiple points of articulation, character specific weapons, accessories and play action. $12.99 each. Series 1 includes:
Lead Hassansin (Zolm)
Double Bladed Halberd Hassansin (Ghazab)
Prince of Persia The Sands of Time: 12" Vinyl Dagger of Time
Detailed sculpt recreates title weapon from the movie so kids can role play and hold their little sisters hostage until they get that extra cookie. Adorable! Safe for kids with soft vinyl blade and a light up jeweled handle. $12.99
NOTE: These are early pictures of prototypes. Finished pieces will likely look different.
Sadly, no word on a strap on six pack for the children. Look for the entire line May of 2010.
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
A segment of the kind folks in my area of New Jersey don't like to work. At all. This accounts for the roving hordes of scalper scum I have to contend with as I scout for my favorite new releases that seemingly never arrive, but lurking just beyond the sight of these brazen asshats is another form of adventurous, arrogant, blatant thief.
THE TOY RAPIST
We warn you. The pictures you are about to see are quite graphic. Viewer discretion is advised.
The package art clearly shows a tranquil little Jawa and his robot buddy. After the Toy Rapist is done, all we have left is an old bounty hunter, a bundle of spare parts from God knows where and two light sabers. No doubt, the Toy Rapist was laughing when he returned this gem, as he wasn't even trying to make it look like there were two figures in there.
These two lady victims of Toy Rape are left without a head to scream out of the injustice happening under our noses every day. Horrific.
Remember when Egon said "don't cross the streams" in Ghostbusters? Well this Toy Rapist is so monstrous, he crosses continuities. Even though both G.I.Joe and Wolverine are Hasbro toys, and on a more specific note, both were Marvel Comics, this scene is no less shocking. I mean...come on. He's got a Cobra symbol on his chest. Wake up Walmart lady.
The Toy Rapist loves to victimize the poor, defenseless Jawas. This one is humiliated and left a double amputee. How will he feed his creepy little children and serve the Tall Man from Phantasm? The robot can't even look at him. It's sickening...and sad.
This next series depicts the furthest extent this horrible act can reach. You've been warned.
A sunny day on Endor with Rebel forces greeting their pals from the Empire..ROCKED TO THE CORE. Think this looks normal? Look closer.
The top is a clear case of TOY GANG RAPE. The bottom is unmolested. Gone are R2D2's shiny electro swirlies. Gone are the troopers' petite lady guns. Gone, perhaps, is Han Solo's head. It's Fordicide.
This only leads to many more questions. Does the Toy Rapist do it right there in the isle or does he take them home, dim the lights, put on some Kenny G and go to work? Is he only targeting the sweet, sweet smell of Hasbro figures for a reason? The answers might turn my stomach. Only YOU can help prevent toy rape. If you see an act of toy rape, take a picture with your camera phone and send it to firstname.lastname@example.org , then alert a clerk that someone is quite possibly retarded among their staff. Together we can stop...